Category: Jokes

How prepared are you for Advent?

Do get spiritually prepared for Christmas too, just like you would while planning for clothes and gifts.

I thought I should share this excepts with you.

As we prepare for Christmas, read this:

“Beware that your hearts do not become drowsy from carousing and drunkenness and the anxieties of daily life, and that day catch you by surprise like a trap.

For that day will assault everyone who lives on the face of the earth. Be vigilant at all times and pray that you have the strength to escape the tribulations that are imminent and to stand before the Son of Man.”

I love those lines of the scripture.

Are you vigilant and prepared for the lord’s coming?

Just like you shop for clothes, gifts, food stuffs, and eager to visit people, are you making some spiritual preparation for Christmas?

Do not be caught off guard.

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When you feel overwhelmed,

Pause.

Then, think about the bigger picture.
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Do not feel trapped when you struggle or have doubts.

Pause.

Thank God for the gift of Life.

In all these, be grateful knowing it can open further doors.
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Dear God, may we hear your voice.
Open our hearts.
May we be attentive to You🙏🏽

Have a wonderful Advent season 李

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The Good Wife



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I have a joke for you and it goes this way. A kindhearted woman went to his busy husband who was in a meeting and asked, “Can I see you briefly?”

The man came out hoping no emergency had happened. She continued, “I have a good and a bad news for you, which one do you want to hear first?”

Only the good one the man replied. “You know the new BMW car, it‘s airbag works really well.”
This kind of clever woman is hard to find😄
Have a beautiful day and a fabulous weekend my lovelies.

Ease off.



I am sending these stuffs your way to put a smile on your cute face and also make you feel less stressed in a very busy day. 

Please guys, you all should try and be ‘this’ successful so that we;the-successful-women-and-of-course-your-missing-ribs would be very pleased and blessed to have you. Oh! what a better place the world would be. In fact, if this were to be how terms are been defined in schools am pretty sure academic will be so much fun. 
Okada Man, didn’t you know what Gov. Fashola said or did not say before your carried her? Please Madam do not go down because obviously you know the law more than him. He actually should have an extension to make you more comfortable. 

Hahaha! Despite your score you still spell ‘dady’.With that POP leg? Please be on the watch-out. Hey you! Poor boy, 0/10? I pray you live to tell your own story. You might as well hold it properly because ‘dady’ might come from behind.

Dear Teacher, please I want more of you. Do you mind turning a bit to know what one of your products is doing on the board? Rather than allow other pupils watch him fill the whole gaps with ‘that’. Well, maybe the boy is smart and can simply put things together instinctively. Grammar made it easy!
I guess there is always a way out than get stuck. ——–> Take the other route! Ah! Don’t get it twisted, it could have different meanings depending on how you look at it. 

Cheers.

Laugh it off

I sat in the bus so tired when one of the passengers; a man who simply do not feel like sitting down could not just stop drawing attention to himself.

At first, he rattled a whole lot of words and I could not just hear a single thing he said though I cannot tell if I was the only one that was not able to understand him. He was shouting and no one bothered to stop him. He went on before he broke into a laughing session. It did not really appear funny but as he went on and changed his rhythm he began to make many people laugh and I smiled where I sat.

‘Can’t you all laugh or smile, at least’, he shouted. ‘It is not breaking the law and you ain’t gonna get charged for it.’ This time he said something I could hear clearly.

Another man sitting close to him began to chat with him and at a point asked him to sit down.

The weather is so hot. I can’t just sit down, was his response. ‘I am a spider man.’

It was then I noticed the way he crossed his shirt over his neck baring his chest. Its either he is simply high or something, unless the scorching sun actually brings the best-worst in him. He really made me laugh.
 
It was funny after all as he entertained us all. I guess he made some people laugh, probably those who might not have seen any reason to laugh lately.

A Joke I like.



It goes like this:

There are 3 sisters who live in an apartment.They live harmoniously and always have the interest of another at heart.

One day, while the Eldest of all was bathing in the bathroom
She called out to her sisters who were cooking in the kitchen saying:

‘One of my leg is in the bath and the other one on the outside. Am I in the bathroom or outside?’

Her siblings were surprised at the question and the older one rushed to know where she actually was.
Climbing up the stairs to the bathroom, she stopped and asked:

‘Am I halfway up the bathroom or halfway down the kitchen?’

Their younger sister who was in the kitchen suddenly heard a knock on the door and asked:

‘Is that on the front or on the back door?’

Does this joke tell you anything…?

Stop Crying please…



                         A picture of a Nurse taking care of a crying Patient.
                               Culled from NURSING HUMOR.

Initially, I had to figure out what was actually going on here.
What is the Lady holding?
Why is she in that position?
Why the brush?
Oh! The poor patient is crying
Maybe she isn’t feeling so well and couldn’t bear it
Or she received a bad news. 
And this is the nurse’s way of consoling her or showing concern?
With a brush?
The brush even moves in same rhythm as the patient sobs.
Very funny.
Some things are better imagined than done.
#Nurses are Caring#

Smile it off

Smiling is an attribute of a happy and a healthy living.
It draws strength from inner drives and sustains an individual.

It is a priceless virtue to those who are blessed with it. It emanates persistently freely and effortlessly. However,it can be acquired over time.

When one smiles, happiness and unending joy tends to radiate from the individuals heart. This generates a lovely peculiar aura around oneself.

As a good quality, it is very charming and would be nice if you don’t simply keep it to yourself but also make others feel good too.

In difficult moments, it tends to be bring balance to the ongoing psychological instabilities one experiences, thereby presenting the individual in a less disturbed state.

Endeavor to smile most times as each day passes by, you will be happy to know you did so.